A Moral Obligation

Year after year the undead go unappreciated. Sure, there are people who see the undead for what they’re worth (AWESOME!), but the majority of the world does not comprehend the possibilities. It’s very sad. 

It’s pretty much our moral obligation to teach people how cool zombies are and why they need our respect. Personally, anything that can rip your face off commands a shitload of my respect. I’m cute and would really like to stay that way. But the biggest reason the undead need our respect is their ability to dance like motherfuckers even though one bad spin and their frontal lobe could go flying.

Case in point:

HOW BADASS!

So, here is the deal: We, the living, are trying to get as many people together so at some point during the Zombie Crawl we will be dancing Thriller in a plaza downtown to prove our point and make ourselves look damn hot while dancing in zombie outfits.

It’s the year of the zombie. We’re ready and waiting.

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